Building a library is the sanest form of hoarding.– Quote from my mother, after I expressed concerns that I was purchasing too many books and would shortly be buried under them and die (via redsparrowreviews)
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
I think about this every time I have to write an essay